||[Dec. 27th, 2006|12:46 am]
Cybernetic Tyrannical Messiah
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so i'm sitting here watching this thing on the history channel about the end of the world..and all the different ways it could happen....
they also ask a bunch of people what they'd do if they knew the world IS about to end
here is what i would do....
pull a 12 monkey's plot i.e. free as many animals as i could...just let them run rampant all over the place...killing anyone that got in my way
i would then proceed to murder people..just randomly...no rhyme or reason
might let a few hot chicks live if they give me head...but..they'd still suffer a slow painful death from whatever was the impending disaster
i would also indulge in my greastest curiosity...well...next only to the mysteries of the universe
i would HAVE to have myself a nice little cannibal session...i have always wondered about the taste of human flesh
i would then drink until i couldn't see straight...indulging myself in all those horrendous drugs i would never do anyway
just load the fuck up on them and fuckin o.d. with a giant smile plastered on my face
in better news...for shitmas i got like $400 worth of gift cards from best buy
so i'm getting a new digital camera..that's right no more old school 1.3 megapixel point and shoot for me...now..the camera i'm getting isn't a nice new SLR...they simply aren't cheap enough
the one i'm getting is like a step under SLR..it's considered an "advanced" camera
i was debating between a canon and a kodak...ended up going with the kodak...
the kodas has a hot shoe, ability to write to raw or tiff formats, and an internal 32 MB cache memory which is GREAT until i can actually get a memory card, also the "breaking point" was..the canon was VERY noisy in low light conditions...plus the kodak has a manul focus ring which is pimp as all hell..the lens is also threaded for add-on lenses and lens filters
also had to bust some of my own money...but i'll be getting a flat panel monitor as soon as they're in stock again
now i just gotta find some hot broads near by that wanna get naked....umm i mean..take "artistic" photographs :D